Fried Ham

Fried ham, fried ham,
Cheese and baloney,
And after the macaroni,
We'll have onions, pickles, and pretzels,
And then we'll have some more fried ham.
Fried ham! Fried ham!

Second verse, same as the first—
Do it in a Russian accent (makes it worse!).

Third verse, same as before—
Try the style of opera (makes it worse!).

(Add the accent or style of your choice each time.)