The Stormy Billboard Song

As I was walking down the street one dark and dreary day,
I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay
The words were torn and tattered from the storm the night before;
The wind and rain had done their job, and this is what I saw:

"Smoke Coca-Cola cigarettes,
Drink Wrigley Spearmint beer.
Ken-L Ration dog food keeps your complexion clear.
Simonize your baby with a Hershey's candy bar,
And Pepsi-Cola beauty cream is used by all the stars!

So-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Take your next vacation in a brand-new Frigidaire.
Learn to play piano in your winter underwear.
Doctors say that babies should smoke until they're three,
And people over sixty-five should bathe in Lipton tea!"