There Was an Old Woman

(also known as "Skin and Bones")

There was an old woman, all skin and bones—
Ooooo...
She thought she'd go to church one day—
Ooooo...
To hear the parson preach and pray—
Ooooo...
When she came to the churchyard stile,
She thought she'd rest a little while—
Ooooo...
When she came to the churchyard gate,
She found that she was very late—
Ooooo...
When she came to the churchyard door,
She saw a corpse upon the floor—
Ooooo...
The woman to the parson said,
"Will I look like that when I am dead?"
Ooooo...
"The parson to the woman said,
"You'll look like that when you are dead."
Boom!